おれの日記

I have been plagued by dreams - or more accurately, nightmares - of Tokyo burning. It is terrifying, the entire city up in flames. I first started having these dreams just while sleeping, but over the past week or two I have been seeing them even while awake. They are persistent and horrible. I cannot get it out of my head.

It makes me wonder, though, if they are more than just dreams. Visions of the future, perhaps? I do not know if I have developed precognition or if I am being visited by a warning spirit, but it makes me sure that something is going to happen and that I must do something to prevent it.

Oh fuck you, Guthrie. What did you do to my room? You are a dead man.

A classmate somehow lined up a job at Saatchi & Saatchi upon graduation. Another expects to receive an offer from Kaplan Thaler. And another, who barely scrapes by with a B average, has an interview with Pixar next week. DC Comics hasn't even replied to my CV which I sent three weeks ago.

Fuck. Them. All.

Suck it, whitey.

And then suck another third.

It's a little late, but I've been too unconscious this weekend to think about it. This year, I am thankful for Merck, Johnson & Johnson, and Pfizer. I think they may be responsible for keeping me alive through whatever disease I've caught.

Also Kleenex.

We need to write proposals for our graphic novels next week. So while trying to find inspiration, I searched through the Great DVD Library of Alexandria Westchester, and watched Equilibrium last night. There's nothing like a Matrix knockoff/violent anti-Christian polemic starring Batman to fuel the fires of creativity.

I'm ill. Either I caught the flu (in Japan in May?), or I was overly anxious about the meeting I had with my father's attorney yesterday to discuss issues of inheritance. Namely, now that I am of age, how much of his estate is now mine.

I have never seen that many zeros before.

I do not like Prime Minister Shinzo Abe. I've met him, and he's . . . I think the proper English term is "douche bag." Some physical violence on his person is warranted.

On the other hand, I hardly think that China is in the place to talk about atrocities committed against innocent civilians. I'd be more inclined to urge Abe to retract his ignorant and awful statement last week about comfort women if China did not lead the world in human rights violations.

There's a Playstation 3 in the lounge? Thank you, Ladies Crystal and Medusa. That's the second best gift I received this year.

Merry Christmas, you silly monotheists.

My sister has been pestering me about building gingerbread houses like she did last year. For the sake of my sanity and the lack of burning things, someone go placate her. You really don't want me baking, I assure you. There will be more fire than I could cause on purpose.